"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by sideis for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams, Comedian
#216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.
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so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed, but the only way to be disqualified was to poke someone's eye out.