"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." Source: Business Week Online, "A Gentleman's "C" for W," Richard S. Dunham, July 30, 2001
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"I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.
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so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
One Liners
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
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