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George W. Bush
  • "I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003

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    "Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
    — Steven Wright, Comedian

    Snapple Facts
    #213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.

    Yo Mama ...
    so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!

    One Liners
    Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
    A: They both irritate the shit out of you.

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