"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
April 21, 2014
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