"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."Source: The New York Times, "Reporter's Notebook; Skipping Borders, Tripping Diction," David E. Sanger, May 28, 2002
"I do not take drugs - I am drugs." Salvador Dali
#162 The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.
Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
March 11, 2014
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