"I'm the master of low expectations." - Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"He goes off holding what looks like a left leg" sportscaster Phil Stone when a player left the field due to an injury
#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
April 17, 2014
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