"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." - Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
"I think everyone gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them - knock on wood." Minnesota Twins pitcher Jim Deshaies
#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on it.
April 19, 2014
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