"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." - Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body!" Walter Matthau to Barbra Streisand
#50 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big!
Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck? A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
July 23, 2014
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