"I'm the master of low expectations." - Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"He goes off holding what looks like a left leg" sportscaster Phil Stone when a player left the field due to an injury
#57 You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Q. What's the difference between a Russian whore and her mother? A. About $12.00
May 22, 2013
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