"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio." -George W. Bush, on Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House, Jan. 2001
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... is so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat!
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Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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