"I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less...I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people."-ibid
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." Vice President Dan Quayle
#103 Frowning burns more calories then smiling.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!
July 23, 2014
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