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	George W. Bush
	"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003

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	"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." — Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)

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	#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.

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	is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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	The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light.