"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."-U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000
"He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato
#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
Yo Mama ...
is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
December 5, 2013
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