"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."Bush, meeting with Iraqi citizens who received medical care in the U.S., May 25, 2004
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while." Charles Barkley
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
has a' Afro, with a chin strap!!!!
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
March 11, 2014
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