"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads."-Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000 (a LETTER!)
"The future will be better tomorrow." Vice President Dan Quayle
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
April 23, 2014
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