"I mentioned early on that I recognize there are hurdles, and we're going toachieve those hurdles."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush," Jan. 22,2003
"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis." Conan O'Brien, Comedian
#222 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Mozart when he was five years old.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
July 23, 2014
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