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	"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003

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	#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.

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	so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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	Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

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	Jelly Belly jelly beans were the first jelly beans in outer space when they went up with astronauts in the June 21,1983 voyage of the space shuttle Challenger (the same voyage as the first American woman in space, Sally Ride).