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	George W. Bush
	"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

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	"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable." — Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.

	Snapple Facts
	#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"

	One Liners
	Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.

	Top Goofs
	1 More Christina Ricci 4.85 2 Shania Twain deleted Superbowl scene 4.33 3 Shania Twain See Thru 4.33 4 Shania - We Saw Em' With Our Own Eyes .... 4.26 5 Oh Joy 4.25 6 Bronzed Beauties 4.23 7 Mission Impossible Accomplished 4.22 8 Audrina Patridge Topless 4.21 9 Tennis anyone? 4.19 10 Jessica Biel See Through 4.18

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	Classic Goofs
	1 This Is Heaven 4.68 2 Baywatch's Krista Allen 4.63 3 Perfect Tan Lines 4.50 4 Sidewalk Sweethearts 4.34 5 When Light Meets Shadow 4.33 6 Scuba Doo 4.33 7 Alyssa's Nipple Slippage 4.31 8 Daisy Fuentes See Through 4.31 9 Water Gun 4.31 10 Rachel Hunter 4.31

Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 715 Responses   Submit A Question

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	Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, brown eyes the least sensitive!