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	George W. Bush
	"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003

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	"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject." — Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D. (1987)

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	#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!

	One Liners
	Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts!

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 786 Responses   Submit A Question

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	Rhinos are in the same family as horses, and are thought to have inspired the myth of the unicorn.