"We can help somebody who hurts by hugging a neighbor in need."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush To Marine Personnel and Their Families," April 3, 2003
"I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it." Bill Cosby, Comedian
#220 Porcupines each have 30,000 quills.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly the tide won't even take her out.
Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
July 29, 2014
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