"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." Mae West
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
December 8, 2013
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