"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up." Barbara Bush
#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men
July 23, 2014
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