"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck? A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
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