"Our nation must come together to unite." - Tampa, Fla., June 4, 2001
"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." Donald Trump to Larry king, while appearing on King's radio show
#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A. Nacho cheese.
July 23, 2014
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