"I am the master of low expectations." Source: Agence France Presse, "Bush Says Middle East Summit 'Met Expectations'," June 4, 2003
"We pray for MacArthur's erection." Sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo, when MacArthur was considering a run for President
#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
Yo Mama ...
house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
July 24, 2014
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