"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly." - Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." President William Clinton 5/29/93
#30 Fish have eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!
Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
May 19, 2013
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