"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." Vice President Dan Quayle
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
July 31, 2014
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