"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all thebeaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it...." Steven Wright, Comedian
#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she make my ass pucker.
Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick? A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.