"I understand small business growth. I was one."-New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
#131 Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater. #132 A crocodile cannot move its tongue.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A: A Lickalotapuss.
May 20, 2013
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