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George W. Bush
 
"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
 
 

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"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
 
 

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Yo Mama ...
 
is like the pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
 
 



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