"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
"He ate everything but the drapes... he's a man who does like to put it down." Tom Brokaw, on a lunch held by President Clinton with network news anchors
#169 The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.
Yo Mama ...
has one hand and a Clapper.
Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
July 26, 2014
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