"My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt." -George W. Bush, in his budget address to Congress, Feb. 27, 2001
"If we can keep those (points and yards) numbers up and Sebastian Janikowski's blood-alcohol level down, we have a chance to be special." Oakland Raiders coach Bill Callahan
#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She keeps her extra change in one of her folds!
Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
December 5, 2013
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