"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice." Angels coach Larry Bowa on off-season converarions with Reds' Stan Jefferson
#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
March 9, 2014
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