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	George W. Bush
	"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)

	Random Quote
	"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

	Snapple Facts
	#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.

	Yo Mama ...
	is like the pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

	One Liners
	Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

	Top Goofs
	1 More Christina Ricci 4.87 2 Missing CD Player 4.03 3 Mission Impossible Accomplished 4.02 4 Clown Car 4.00 5 Playboy Calendar 2008 4.00 6 Global Warming 4.00 7 Kate Moss - Pool Side 4.00 8 This Girl's HOT 4.00 9 Lost Painting 4.00 10 Meagan Good See Thru Nipples 4.00

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	Classic Goofs
	1 This Is Heaven 4.66 2 Baywatch's Krista Allen 4.63 3 Perfect Tan Lines 4.50 4 Sidewalk Sweethearts 4.34 5 When Light Meets Shadow 4.33 6 Scuba Doo 4.33 7 Alyssa's Nipple Slippage 4.31 8 Daisy Fuentes See Through 4.31 9 Water Gun 4.31 10 Rachel Hunter 4.31

Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 788 Responses   Submit A Question

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	1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.