"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Visits D.C. Food Bank," Dec. 19, 2002
"You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers, Comedian
#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
December 6, 2013
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