"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of ourstudents in America."Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm haddestroyed 20 books. (1991)
#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
Yo Mama ...
is so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.
April 17, 2014
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