"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
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