"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!" Johnny Carson
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
May 25, 2013
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