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"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
 
 

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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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Yo Mama ...
 
teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
 
 

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Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces?
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