"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads."-Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000 (a LETTER!)
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
December 6, 2013
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