"I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military." -George W. Bush, speaking at Tyndall Air Force Base in Florida, March 12, 2001
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
#15 All porcupines float in water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Q. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted.
July 30, 2014
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