"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001
"It'll be an honor to squat in his footsteps." Chicago White Sox rookie catcher Josh Paul on his idol Carlton Fisk.
#21 Almonds are part of the peach family.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she works at the theater, she works as the screen!
Q. How do you know you're really ugly? A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
July 30, 2014
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