"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
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"A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers!" — Jay Leno, Comedian
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#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
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so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
One Liners
Q: What do Rubik's Cubes and penises have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.
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