"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." — Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well Hung.
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