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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
 
 

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"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
— Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D. (1987)
 
 

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is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
 
 

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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
 
 



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