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Rodeo Variation
This only works with someone you know -- one night stands won't cut it: You mount the lady partner from behind, grab her hair like holding the reins, lean over and gently whisper in her ear ...
Published : 01.29.1999
Rate: 3.35
Houdini
When doing a chick doggie style, yell loudly and spit on her back to simulate ejaculation. Then, when she turns around to look back at you ...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.46
Double Coyote
Same as Coyote except you gnaw off your other arm because ...
Published : 01.28.1999
Rate: 3.14
Ick Dick
After a long night of plowing some chick who has a ...
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.10
Singapore Sling
The vile act of woman, who has just got your load dropped in her, of reaching into herself, scooping it out, and ...
Published : 01.26.1999
Rate: 3.17
Chocolate Starfish
The appearance of an anus that is ...
Published : 01.22.1999
Rate: 2.78
Ski-slope
When doing a chick from behind and pulling out...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.12
Peeking
This is when your shit is right at the tip...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.23
Touching Cloth
When you go to fart, and a shit sneaks out just far enough to tag your shorts, but pops back in ...
Published : 01.14.1999
Rate: 3.02
Gambling And Losing
When farting, if a piece of shit escapes ...
Published : 01.11.1999
Rate: 3.36
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When preparing to fart one must make sure it is really a fart and not a turd ...
Published : 01.10.1999
Rate: 2.90
Drop a Deuce
To defecate. Also known as ...
Published : 01.09.1999
Rate: 2.83

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