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Venus Fly Trap
While performing oral sex on a woman, you insert your pinkies ...
Published : 12.31.1998

Rate: 3.06
Pencil Sharpener
A chick who gives a rough and toothy blowjob...
Published : 12.31.1998

Rate: 3.06
Pokin' Daylight
When you've gotta shit so bad that...
Published : 12.27.1998

Rate: 3.07
Tupperware Party
When three guys are triple-teaming a chick and ...
Published : 12.26.1998

Rate: 3.26
Cream Pie
An internal cum shot, whereby the man ...
Published : 12.22.1998

Rate: 3.09
Gerbilling
The practice, attributed to gay men, of inserting a live rodent into one's rectum (or that of a partner) for erotic pleasure. Options include...
Published : 12.22.1998

Rate: 3.08
Mung
Two people dig up the corpse of the recently deceased ...
Published : 12.21.1998

Rate: 2.63
Manroe Transfer
The act when the womans back and the bed are perpendicular but ...
Published : 12.21.1998

Rate: 2.95
Beer Nuts
Condition experienced when you've had just enough alcohol to stave off...
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 2.98
Sneaky Pete
This occurs when throwing it to your lady doggy-style. Get going with long ...
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 2.77
Figaro
The act of humming a snappy tune while ...
Published : 12.16.1998

Rate: 3.07
Master of Your Domain
One who can refrain from masturbation...
Published : 12.16.1998

Rate: 3.06
Butterface
Term for a woman who has a rockin' bod, but ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 3.02
Bear
Usually a large, bearded, perhaps older and even overweight man ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 2.89
Prince Albert
Piercing between the urethra and the underside of the penis just to the side of the frenum ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 2.88
Pocket Pool
The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pocket in order to ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 3.18
In the Park Homerun
The use of the armpit for ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 2.96
Accident Prone
In deviant personal ads, usually means pissing ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 3.31
Bastinado
Form of torture or punishment involving beating ...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 2.88
Hand Balling
Placing or attempting to place the whole hand (or even both hands) into the rectum or vagina...
Published : 12.15.1998

Rate: 3.02
Tea Bag
To place ones scrotum on anothers nose so that one testicle lies on each side of the face.
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 2.96
The Nixon
A Variation of The Moose in which you give two peace signs as your ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 2.97
Mushroom Tattoo
This is the mark that is left a couple of days after receiving a particularly firm ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.00
Dog in a Bathtub
This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.68
Hot Lunch (Vegetarian)
A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.02
Wink Off
The act of fucking an eye ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 2.76
Whiskey Dick
A mans inability to achieve an erection due to ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.08
Walrus
Make a girl sneeze after giving a ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.09
Valsalva
The act of pinching shut a womans nose while receiving fellatio and ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.17
Tossing Salad
Licking anothers anus! Done is prison as payment for ...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.01

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