"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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One Liners
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
