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37,891 articles April 20, 2014 558,991 postings




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Anal Sex Euphemisms
Anal stormtrooper, uphill gardener, ass bandit ...
Published : 02.05.1999

Rate: 3.23
Anal Tobogining
A dog sitting on its ass, hind legs in the air pulling itself along to aid ...
Published : 02.05.1999

Rate: 3.05
Balloon Knot
What the anus looks like after being stretched out from ..
Published : 02.15.1999

Rate: 2.76
BongAss
After a good night of drinking or bad mexican food....
Published : 02.06.1999

Rate: 3.14
Bull Dog 1
To fuck a chick in the ass while choking the shit out of her in order to dominate, then ...
Published : 02.05.1999

Rate: 2.92
Docking
Docking is a form of masturbation that involves two people, usually men ...
Published : 02.15.1999

Rate: 3.02
Dogging
The English term for a sport where people watch couples ...
Published : 02.15.1999

Rate: 3.14
Grumpy
To take a shit in a conspicuous place in order to exact revenge. For example ...
Published : 02.08.1999

Rate: 3.04
Jizz Mopper
A person gainfully employed to mop spunk out of peep show halls and pay to view nudey booths ...
Published : 02.04.1999

Rate: 3.52
Key West Boomerang
Refers to a man inserting his penis into his own anus ...
Published : 02.16.1999

Rate: 3.06
Knee Trembler
A description for a session in which you are standing the entire time, usually ...
Published : 02.04.1999

Rate: 3.03
Monkey Finger
That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to ...
Published : 02.05.1999

Rate: 2.56
Pee Pee Dance
A silly act performed usually by drunk men that involved dropping your pants and drawers, tucking your package between you legs, and ...
Published : 02.05.1999

Rate: 2.90
Rat Hole
The addition to chucking a moon at someone which entails the aggressive grabbing of both ass cheeks, as to ...
Published : 02.05.1999

Rate: 3.13
Shit Euphemisms 1
Curling a brown trout, more ...
Published : 02.09.1999

Rate: 3.03
The Southern Trespass
Most frequently occurrs when an over zealous (drunk) man is involved in intercourse with his lady friend. Through lack of concentration ...
Published : 02.09.1999

Rate: 3.19
Throwing A Pickle Down A Hallway
An expression for when you've just layed the pipe to some ...
Published : 02.25.1999

Rate: 3.09
Times Square Shuttle
Ok, you have two girls with you and they are in the 69 position with each other ...
Published : 02.04.1999

Rate: 3.27
Vulcan
To vaginally penetrate with your index and middle fingures while anally penetrating with your ring and pinky fingers, leaving ...
Published : 02.02.1999

Rate: 3.05

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