"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy." Henry Kissinger
#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's half Indian, half Irish, and half French!
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.