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This is an urgent shit. But luckily for you, you...
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John Hancock
The art of writing your name in urine on the...
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Leaky Faucet
After taking a big piss, your dick drips a few...
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Opening Act
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Published : 02.24.2000

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Poor Man's Bidet
When pooping on a regular toilet, you get a nice...
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Print and Poop
The act of printing out an article from your web...
Published : 02.28.2000

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Rainbow Bridge
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Sixty-Eight
She goes down on you ...
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The Louganis
The comical act of diving from one's baseboard into the ...
Published : 02.17.2000

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Three Dogs in a Bathtub
The act of trying to jam in and keep both your ...
Published : 02.04.2000

Rate: 3.19
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When a girl is blowing you, the respectful but firm ...
Published : 02.07.2000

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