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Jailbreak
Used in conjunction with Escapee ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.29
Walk of Shame
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.02
Havana Omlet
A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.24
Fly By
The act of scouting out a bathroom before ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.25
Uncle Ted
A bathroom user who seems to linger around ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.03
Watermelon
A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.19
Out of the Closet Pooper
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.07
Escapee
A fart that slips out while taking a ...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 2.97
More Masturbation Euphemisms IV
Sifting through the nest to find mama bird ...
Published : 03.25.1999

Rate: 3.50
Centerfold Rapist
A guy who buys Playboy magazines and cuts out a...
Published : 03.25.1999

Rate: 3.34
More Masturbation Euphemisms III
Pumping gas at the self-service island ...
Published : 03.24.1999

Rate: 3.06
Mannequin Sniffer
A guy who uses old department store mannequins as girlfriends....
Published : 03.24.1999

Rate: 3.00
More Masturbation Euphemisms
Accosting the Oscar Meyer ...
Published : 03.23.1999

Rate: 3.56
More Masturbation Euphemisms II
Go a couple rounds with the champ ...
Published : 03.23.1999

Rate: 3.38
Hacky Back
While having sex with a College Townie chick doggy style...
Published : 03.23.1999

Rate: 2.99
Seventies Patch
A big bushy pubic region on a woman that is...
Published : 03.23.1999

Rate: 3.03
Rumplestiltskin
Another name for a man who loves to bang chicks in the ass. As opposed to ...
Published : 03.21.1999

Rate: 2.82
Rumpleforeskin
The opposite of a Rumplestilskin ...
Published : 03.21.1999

Rate: 3.00
The Chaplain
The Chaplain or the Charlie Chaplain, is a variation of ...
Published : 03.21.1999

Rate: 3.10
Cock Block
Occurs when you bring a girl back ...
Published : 03.19.1999

Rate: 3.35
Leave Splinters
Screwing a woman while she is dry. Thereby, her ...
Published : 03.19.1999

Rate: 2.90
Cum Dumpster
Refers to a girl who has been around...
Published : 03.18.1999

Rate: 3.03
Six Pack
The act of approaching a woman and grabbing her crotch...
Published : 03.18.1999

Rate: 2.88
The Cowboy
The act of banging some chick doggie style when you...
Published : 03.17.1999

Rate: 3.19
Upper Decker
The process of removing the lid to the basin at...
Published : 03.17.1999

Rate: 3.49
Prarie Dogging
When you have to take a dump so bad, a sneaky terd actually ...
Published : 03.04.1999

Rate: 3.04

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