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Salt Water Sprinkler
This is what happens when you try to take a...
Published : 04.24.2000
Rate: 2.67
Whack-a-mole
The painful process of trying to ...
Published : 04.19.2000
Rate: 3.28
Zaremba-Bolingo
A variation of the regular Zaremba where ...
Published : 04.14.2000
Rate: 3.16
Zaremba
When you take a shit and the ...
Published : 04.13.2000
Rate: 3.39
Schishkibob
Ex-girlfriends have been known to do this as a form of revenge ...
Published : 04.12.2000
Rate: 2.70
Jersey City Shower
You will be forced to take a JC shower if...
Published : 04.11.2000
Rate: 2.81
Bukakee
The act of 25 or more men ejaculating on a...
Published : 04.10.2000
Rate: 2.96
Smoothy
A man who has had his genitals ...
Published : 04.07.2000
Rate: 2.70
Exhaust Fan
While bringing it home missionary style, the man stops to ...
Published : 04.06.2000
Rate: 3.61
Swedish Tag Team
While two men double-team a girl, a stopwatch is used....
Published : 04.05.2000
Rate: 2.97
