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First you take a piece of saran wrap and tightly ....
Published : 07.12.1999
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This games involves men sitting around a circular table and ...
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The tiny tip of a turd that peeks out to...
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Greek 2
In escort or prostitution terms, to have anal sex. ...
Published : 07.07.1999
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Published : 07.07.1999
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Twinkler
When you are 69-ing with a hunee ...
Published : 07.06.1999
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When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking...
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